Don’t you get tired of the end of the year recaps that you see everywhere? Yeah, I do too….but this is different, it’s about me…so deal with it. 2009 was a pretty good year for the delete and family. We managed to escape Colorado and set up shop in Montana where we’re still testing the waters, but like it so far. Beatrix has arrived and has made her mark on Beendeleted Inc., to say the least. I’ve been struggling with the fact that all of my material has become “dad” material…I’ve embraced the Mr. Roper uniform and now look forward to rolling eyes and predictable sayings at every event just like my father did and still does. 2009 has also brought the Delete to realize that laying off the cookies might be a better choice, this is not a resolution by any means, I hate resolutions and think they’re the lamest ways of disappointing one’s self. Maybe I’ll write off this “bulking up” as research for the Deleted Book Project. There will be a sort of “Incredible Hulk” segment of the story, but it will probably be called the “Incredible Bulk” or something like that. Anyways, isn’t fattening up a bit make you more “Jolly”? I think you sweat more and run the risk of keeling over from heart issues, but that is just a guess. Anyways, that is it for the brief recap of the year in delete. I’ll most likely be asleep before the stroke of midnight tonight, which is much preferred to staying up and watching Carson Faily with Green Day along with the cast of Hair….who stays up for that shit, really? Yipes! Besides I have to be up early to get ready for the Winter Classic at 11am. That is it for now, until next year…..COURAGE!