Josef is designing, illustrating and delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute.

In the event everything should go terribly.

One must always prepare for the coming robot war. Until next time, COURAGE.


Ebolarama.

The dreaded 7-10 split. Things are looking pretty bleak for the delete and his family right now. I don’t really want to go into any details on the ol’ blog, but I’ll just say that I believe my thirty-third birthday is not going to be a good one. So onto a bit happier of notes, today is trade deadline day for das’ NHL. Not sure if this will really impact my hockey watching, but I’m hopeful that the lanche can dispose of some dead weight and maybe bring somebody in to finish strong. Two sentences is about all I can write about sports related things without feeling like a jock, so I’ll move on. Tomorrow is my birthday, no big plans and certainly no big presents. I’m just hoping the bill collectors will take a break for one day, that would be an enjoyable gift within itself. Until the next time, COURAGE.

God wears cotton, God wears rayon, He can mend a broken crayon

Well folks, it is officially one month until national BeenDeleted day. Shop early, beat the crowds. Beatrix is also celebrating six months of being liberated? from the womb? That sounds a bit strange. So, I’ve been contacted by some folks to participate in a little illstration project. I’ll post more as it gets closer, but in the meantime I’ve got to get with the program and start prepping some work for this thing. It has been many moons since doing projects like this. I was starting to envision this part of my life to be like  “Behind the Music” when they use the phrase “suddenly the phone stopped ringing which brought on this period of huffing modeling glue and trying to find a way to support a $200 a day flintstone vitamin habit”.  Anyhoozits, more to come on this. That is all for now, until next time….COURAGE.

it’s not rocket science.

That is correct, there are a lot of things that are not rocket science. Especially working at an SEO firm in LoDo, but I regress. No more, or no less, progress has been made in the BDBP. I’m hoping to this might change soon. Beatrix is switching sleep schedules, so this could either make us more tired or cut us some more slack and free up time to do something like illustrate, invent my own religion…who knows. These yawns are making me tired, so until next time…..COURAGE.

The Suprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

With the demise of late night television these days, the rath of the chin is being felt, I’ve been forced to back into finding shows that don’t make you want to jab forks into my head. “That Mitchell and Webb Look”, mostly for a segment called “The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar” . I’d check it out, if you know what is good for you! So, Conan is out and Leno is in. Dear Mr. Leno, don’t do us any favors by picking the carcass of something that the big cheeses of the network has freshly killed. Maybe it will open more time slots for late night episodes of “Jersey Shore” or “The Biggest Loser”….man I hate me some reality television. That is all for now. Until next time…COURAGE.

Anarchists Just Wanna Have Fun

Things are coming together, more to come soon.

Casting Out the Nines.

Dearest Tuesday, could we please call it a truce? I’m growing tired of the weekly battles that we have been in the past 32 years. Thank you. There isn’t too much to report back to the deleted masses. I’m still trying to gather some freelance work, I’ve bailed on plans for a bake sale. So if you have any illustration/design/art work that you need. Please send me an email if interested, I can be reached at josef[at]beendeleted.com. I shall post some progress snippets on the “BEENDELETED BOOK PROJECT” this weekend. Keep an eye on here or my facebook group for that. That is all for now, until the next time….COURAGE.

The day everything became nothing.

Let the year begin. More posts coming soon, until then…COURAGE.